2 police officers & Criminal running through the streets of New York City. They are chasing him after he's committed yet another crime.

 

Criminal: Hahaha catch me if you can 

 

P1 to P2: Run Run! Run Faster you idiot

 

Criminal: Haha you can’t get me!

 

P2: We’re on his tail. We’re going to get him let’s just keep at it!

 

P1: Left left! He went left around the corner

 

Criminal: na na ne boo boo 

 

P1: Curse you! BottomLogic the Boot stealing Bandit!

 

P2: Quick, he just ran down that alley! He’s going for the Accenture building, the tallest building in New York City!

 

Criminal: You guys are slow pokes. And you are both stupid. I hate you both. 

 

P1: Damn, he’s cutting deep bro. 

 

P2: For real. I’m entering, sad boy hours, like before the sun goes down. We can’t let him get away!

 

P1: There! There he goes into the Accenture building! He’s headed towards, he’s headed towards--

 

P2: OH NO HE’s headed towards…

 

P1 & P2 together: THE ELEVATORS!!

 

P1: NO WE MUST STOP HIM

 

P2: OH GOD, OH, OH GOD!!

 

Criminal Gets into the elevator, P1 & P2 Follow. Criminal pushes all of the elevator buttons. The three are now in the elevator together. The doors close

 

P1: Shit

 

P2: FUCK!

 

P1: Damnit

 

Criminal: Hey boys

 

P1 & P2: Shut up

 

P1 & P2 turn to one another

 

P1 to P2: Shut up

 

P2 to P: You shut up

 

Beat

 

Criminal (mockingly): So uhh, aren’t you going to try to arrest me? Ahahaa

 

P1: Don’t push me BottomLogic

 

P2: Yeah we’ll have your ass locked up as soon as we get to that top floor.

 

Criminal: Haha good thing I pressed all 192 buttons. Don’t forget about the elevator exception rule. You can’t get me until we get off. Let’s take a seat boys. We have a while. 

 

Elevator opens and closes. Goes up a floor. Open and closes again. The three sit on the floor, looking around, wistfully

 

Blackout.